A local Northeast Ohio Weatherman has admitted that he no longer uses high-tech forecast equipment to let people know what the winter weather will be doing in the coming weeks.
“Honestly, the dart board is just a good as any fancy computer I used to have. They’re both about 80% accurate, but this way is much more fun,” said News Channel 7 Meteorologist Mark Johnsonoffski.
By throwing darts at a board, the meteorologist is able to come into work two hours later.
“It saves a lot of time on research and all that technical crap I used to do,” replied Johnsonoffski.
Aspiring meteorologist on the weather team, Jenna Hanson, was surprised to learn the unique ways of predicting weather.
“At first I didn’t believe it, but once I saw the board it all made sense. Throwing a dart, or sometimes a pencil, at the weather board is just as good as a multi-million dollar radar satellite,” said Hanson.
It should be noted that the News Channel 7 weather team currently holds the second most accurate forecast in Northeast Ohio, right behind the News Channel 6 weather team, which predicts the weather by the feeling in their knees.
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