Chris Bosh made a half-time tampon run during the Heat game Sunday vs. the Bulls. When asked who on the team would make the run for the menstruating bunch, Chris Bosh eagerly raised his hand and said he would do it, in hopes of becoming a better role player for Dwyane Wade and LeBron James.
Immediately after the second quarter, coach Erik Spoelstra, noticed a pool of blood in the team's locker room. After making several false assumptions that the blood was from a sacrificial goat to relieve the team of their three game loosing streak, the entire Heat team admit that they were "going through that time of the month".
"I need a super absorbent tampon with wings, now!" exclaimed James.
Wade refused to admit that he too was menstruating, but the blood running down his leg was evident that he was having a difficult time during the game.
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