"It's going to be great! When the fans are done watching the team lose they can spend their money in our brand new casino," said Shapiro.
The casino will house many of the traditional gambling games, but will also have their own unique games to add to the experience. Fans will be able to play one of a kind slot machines including: You're Out, Better Luck Next Year, and Choke.
Players on the team believe this will be a great benefit to the Tribe.
"Why didn't we think of this before? This is a great way to distract the fans from how much we let them down," said Indian Chief Travis Hafner.
The new casino will open up today at 3:00 PM.
The San Felipe Pueblo built a very nice oval dirt track for stock and sprint car racing next to their casino off I-25 on the way to Santa Fe. I heard the track was a success, but since the redneck racing fans generally didn't bother to go to the Casino before or after the races, the Pueblo shut down the track!
ReplyDeleteHA! That's too bad about the track, but I smell the same fate for the Indians. I suspect the ball club might get shut down because it's keeping paid customers from the casino.
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