Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Petra Nemcova eliminated from 'Dancing with the Stars' For Not Being An Actual Star


After a night of trying to figure out why Petra Nemcova is famous, judges were baffled and unsure why she was invited on the show in the first place. Immediately after her dance, judges scratched their heads and sent Petra home.

"Petra Nemcova? Who the hell is that?" Question morning talk show host, Erika Viking.

After taking a poll asking people who Petra Nemcova is, only 4% answered correctly saying she was a "super model", 57% answered "some woman", and 39% answered "the name of a flower". It should be noted that half of the 4% were just blind guesses.

Now that Petra is off the show, viewers can focus on the more important stars like Ralph Macchio, who has not been famous since the early 90's.

2 comments:

  1. She is cute. She should have designed her costumes so she would have a wardrobe failure or two, and she might have won.

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  2. She would have gotten my vote!

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