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Monday, April 4, 2011
McDonald's To Fire 50,000 People To Create Job Openings
McDonald's announced today that it plans to fire 50,000 crew members to make way for massive job opening. CEO, Jim Skinner, explained reasons for the turnover.
"Our plan is to get rid of all the older employees demanding raises. This will allow us to open up jobs for 16 and 17 year old's who don't mind making terrible food for minimum wage," said Skinner. "If we could pay everyone less, we would."
Current employees are worried about their fate with the company.
"They're going to be firing people left and right. I hope I don't get mixed up in the crossfire and get laid off," said three year crew member, Jessica Swelling.
McDonald's estimates they will save 1.5 billion dollars by hiring the cheaper employees.
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