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Monday, April 4, 2011
President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Revoked For Announcing 2012 Re-election
President Obama recently had his 2009 Nobel Peace Prize taken away with the announcement of his 2012 re-election.
The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack H. Obama "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples and for not being George W. Bush".
In response to revocation of the prize, Obama told reporters that he was "very saddened", and he now needs to find a new center peace for his presidential desk.
With the current unrest in the Middle East, and bombing the crap out of Libya, the Nobel Organization felt their actions were justified.
"Looking back on things, we're really not sure why we gave Obama the Nobel Peace Prize. He was just elected President of the United States, and we just thought it was the sexy thing to do," said Nobel Organizers.
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In the words of Ann Coulter "Obama cried, kids died!" At least when Charlie sheen bombs, nobody dies!
ReplyDeleteHahaha that's a good point!
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