Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Shot While Playing Hide 'n Seek In Basement


Osama Bin Laden was shot multiple times in the face, torso, and groin region, while playing a game of "hide and go seek" with his Al Qaeda buddies. U.S. Special Forces found Bin Laden hiding under a table that had a cloth draped over it.

"It was obvious where he was. He kept snickering to himself and uttering 'they'll never find me here,'" said Navy SEAL, John Stone.

The Special Forces team decided there was a good chance they would find Bin Laden, because the house they raided was a complete dump.

After killing the terrorist, Al Qaeda faithfuls decided to play another game, "Follow the Leader," and they all went hiding in their basements, or whatever godforsaken hole they came from.