Thursday, March 10, 2011

Charlie Sheen Sues for One-Hundred BILLION Dollars!


Two and a Half Men actor, Charlie Sheen, is suing Warner Bros. Television, and the show creator, Chuck Lorre, for reported One-Hundred Billion dollars.

Sheen explained his logic in deciding his absurd dollar amount, “I could sue for five or ten million, but why stop there? Plus I just got done watching Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.”

In response to the lawsuit Chuck Lorre had this to say about Sheen, “The guy is off his freaking rocker. Did you see that 20/20 interview? The only thing he is going to WIN is a swift kick in the nuts! This is worse than the time Tom Cruise jumped up and down on Oprah’s couch.”

Sheen has taken it upon himself to represent the entire crew of the show in his lawsuit. Considering he is the reason they are out of work, it was the absolute least he could do.

“Taking care of the sitcoms crew is also part of my high dollar mark in this lawsuit. After I WIN, I will take care of their combined salaries for the eight remaining episodes, which should dent my pocket about $175,000,” said Sheen after he waved a machete atop of the Live Nation office building in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Photo from poponthepop.com

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