Thursday, March 10, 2011

Man Confuses Muscles So Much They Forget How to Workout


A University of Akron graduate student, Nick Potenzini, has taken part in the latest rage at the gym by doing muscle confusion workouts. His workouts were going well, until last night when he came in to exercise.

“My muscles are so confused that I don’t know what exercises to do,” said Potenzini.

Other gym goers have watched Nick working his muscle confusion routines, and they have no idea how he does it.

“That guy’s workouts look so confusing. One minute he’s doing jumping jacks, then the next thing you know he’s being chased by a squirrel with a 45 pound weight in his hands,” said gym-floor manager Meagan Wain.

Nick said he starts with workouts with some light stretching, then he does some heavy weight routines that he makes up on the fly, after that he goes into rock climbing, and to further confuse his muscles he likes to dangle from a tree by his legs.

“It’s all about confusion. Never doing the same workout more than once. Unfortunately for me, my muscle are so confused I can’t workout,” said Potenzini after making his biceps take the MCAT exam.

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