Reynoldsburg, OH - Victoria's secret was let out of the bag this afternoon by Victoria's gabby next door neighbor. Soon after the discovery, the neighbor was tweeting and facebooking to her friends what she had just found out.
"I don't know how she found out my secret. I've kept it safe for 34 years, and then some blabbermouth just tells it to the entire world," said Victoria.
The gabby neighbor casually brought up the secret in 34 different conversations with community residents, tweeted the secret 13 times on Twitter, posted it as her Facebook status twice, and mass text everyone in her cell phone contact list.
“You want to know what Victoria’s secret is?” Asked the gabby neighbor as she leaned in to tell the secret. “She doesn’t wear any underwear!”
It is still unclear how the gabby neighbor found out about the secret, but one thing is clear, Victoria’s “secret “ is no longer a secret anymore.
Well! I had been told her secret was the she's a man — Victor/Victoria with a twisted secret!
ReplyDeleteActually, I heard that secret too, but the store was founded by a man, so I wasn't sure where to take it. lol
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