The Red Hot Chili Peppers have finally come to terms with the fact that they are the greatest band the world has ever heard.
Lead singer, Anthony Kiedis, spoke on the band’s behalf. “Wow, I really don’t know what to say. We really appreciate being the best band in the world. I guess with hits like Californication, Fortune Faded, Under the Bridge, Snow…gosh, come to think of it we are a really good band. Why didn’t we acknowledge how awesome we were earlier? Perhaps breaking up wasn't the best move for us after all.”
After the release of Stadium Arcadium in 2006, it was clear that every song on the double disc set was brilliant, which led to the bands superior status as being the best band ever.
Avid RHCP fan, Tommy Mayfield, told reporters that he had no doubt of the bands hierarchy in the music world.
“The Red Hot Chili Peppers are the greatest band ever. In fact, if I was given the choice right now between given a million dollars, or getting slapped in the face by “Flea”, I would definitely take the slap in the face. Something like that would be priceless,” said Mayfield.
With the band finally coming to terms with their greatness, every other band in the world can continue making subpar music, realizing they will never be as good as the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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