Saturday, March 12, 2011

NFL Players Respond to Lockout by Holding All Night Lock-In


The NFL players and owners were unable to decide how to share the nine billion dollars that the NFL rakes in each season.

The lock-in will include the ten NFL players who are suing the owners in federal court. The lock-in will allow the players to get to know each other on a more personal level and discuss their needs, and how their multi-million dollar salaries just don’t cut it in this day and age.

League MVP, Tom Brady, discussed the details of the lock-in. “It's going to be really fun! Von (Miller) is buying the pizzas, Mike (Vrabel) is bringing some movies, and Peyton (Manning) is going to provide the board games, but everyone is going to bring the conversation skills,” said Brady. “We plan on discussing important issues, like how none of us have put away any money for our kids college funds, and what hair style the guys think I should wear this off season.”

“We also want less money to go to rookies. The money we don’t give to them can go to the veterans who earned it,” replied Peyton (Manning).

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