After forty-seven long years without a complaint, Willy Wonka’s Oompa-Loompas went on strike this past week protesting their harsh working conditions in the chocolate factory. They were seen picketing outside of the Wonka factory singing and dancing their complaints.
“Oompa-Loompa doompadadedoo. If you are wise you’ll listen to me. What do you get when you pay no salary? Working and working all, day, long, without any heat on! Oompa-Loompa doompadadee. We are on strike as you can see,” sang the Oompa-Loompas.
The Loompas strike comes as a great surprise to factory manager and company CEO, Willy Wonka, who is not happy about the situation.
“I rescued those ungrateful bastards from a hell-hole of an island, and this is how they repay me? Fine, I’ll just send them back to Loompaland with all the other Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers, and Vermicious Knids!” exclaimed Wonka.
Despite Wonka’s grim outlook on the strike, both parties are currently working out a deal. Although the Loompas demands are still unclear, we do know they do want $8.50/hour wage, and one free Scrumdiddlyumptious bar per day. Wonka hopes to have the factory up and going again by next week.
I never saw Willy Wonka! But I'd send them back to Loompaland if I were Willy! Oompa-Loompas look to be quite obnoxious.
ReplyDeleteTim, they are a quite obnoxious! Watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw
ReplyDeleteWilly Wonka is a great movie! Love Gene Wilder.