WASHINGTON D.C. - In light of the ongoing standoff in Washington over the federal budget, government officials have decided to take a vacation to a sunny destination. President Obama announced earlier today that a "vay-cay" is exactly what everyone needs right now.
"It's clear that we are having many issues here in Washington, so to alleviate stress, I have decided to fly every government official to Hawaii," said President Obama. "This will give me a chance to see some of my family, and it'll give everyone else a chance to take a load off. Running the country isn't as easy as I thought it was going to be."
The president was hoping to save money on airfare by flying everyone Southwest, but after he found out Southwest does not fly to Hawaii, he broke down and chartered a private jet for everyone.
The vacation should only last a few days, but is expected to cost the American people three quarters of a billion dollars.
Don't give them any ideas! Although, we could save a lot of many by paying congress to stay at home and not make laws, and federal workers to stay home and not make up laws.
ReplyDeleteThat could save us trillions! Muhuhahahaha!
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