A Remington Pole Saw was caught this morning doing a pole dance in a tool shed located in Albuquerque, New Mexico. To many of the other tools delight, the pole saw was seen seductively slithering around its pole, and taking off its bra showing off its large and perky chain. Other tools did not deny the pole saw slutty behavior.
"I really like it when the pole saw gives me a lap dance," said a hammer.
Other tools in the shed do not welcome this risque behavior quiet as much. A family of Allen Wrenches were very verbal about their disgust with the pole saw's actions.
"This is a family shed, and we don't want that pole saw taking off its panties for everyone to see its triggering mechanism," said the 3/8 size Allen wrench. "We have a 5/64, and a 1/16 wrench, and they are in no condition to see this sort of activity."
Besides the Allen family, many of the other tool enjoy the pole saws "tramping" ways.
"What do you expect? I'm a pole saw. I have a giant pole. I'm the only power tool you can hold eight feet over your head to cut down a tree branch," said the pole saw after giving some Christmas decorations a private show on the top shelf in the shed.
(Photo Credit Tim Price)
The Allen wrenches can complain all they like, but before the pole saw showed up they were a little limp! The swimwear's a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteThank you Tim! I agree about the Allen's. There's always one family that wants to ruin the fun.
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