A group of Muslim holy books are planning on getting together this week to hold their controversial "Burn A Pastor Terry Jones Doll Day" in protest of Pastor Terry Jones. The Quran plans on holding a mock trial prosecuting a Terry Jones stuffed doll. At the end of the trail, the Quran will judge the Terry Jones doll as being a complete asshole, and will burn the doll to ashes.
"He's going to burn one of us, then we're going to burn one of him," said a Quran. "My cousin the Bible said that's the right thing to do."
"Do unto others as you would have others do unto you," said Matthew 7:12.
Terry Jones came under heavy fire last month for burning a Quran despite his attempts last year that brought on heavy criticism from U.S. religious leaders, and pressure from President Obama and Secretary of Defense Robert Gates. President Obama was in no favor of this happening.
"I don't want that crap going down while I'm president. I don't need some guy going Hitler crazy on a religious book. I've got enough problems to deal with. Who hold's a mock trail for a book anyway? What an asshole," said President Obama.
(The expressed written views of everyone in this are all made up.)
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